Finishing Line Press Proudly Announces the Upcoming Publication ...

… of "Pretty Nearly All Natural, a book of poetry by ME, your Newburgh Poet Laureate! In focus in this volume are a watchful red-tailed hawk, a southbound flock of geese, an annoying gabble of grackles and a murder of crows, but sharp humor and poignant portraits of memorable humans fly across its pages as well. I’m pretty nearly sure you’ll love it. IT’S JUST $15.99 IF YOU ORDER BY AUG. 2! At finishinglinepress.com, click on the Bookstore tab, then type Abrams in the search box.

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Advice to All Poets Laureate

Here’s a poem I wrote shortly after being named Poet Laureate of Newburgh, N.Y. last year.

It’s called “Tatter Us a Poem,” and it’s advice I’d give to all Poets Laureate (if anyone asked me).

 

Tatter us a poem — tack it to a wall

and never give a damn if it doesn’t rhyme at all.

Shatter us a brain; break a heart or two;

etch a verse upon the door of every bar in view.

Spatter us a feeling upon a sash or sill;

blast it bold for everyone to hear it, if we will.

Scatter us some startle — shake us to our core;

awaken us to dig connection deeper than before.

Matter not the meter; the meat of what you say

(and the solace) is the knowing you have touched us on our way.

Stay tuned for info on my forthcoming book of poetry, “Pretty Nearly all natural!”

Hurrah for the UMC!

Rabbi Alan Lew, of blessed memory, wrote in his book This Is Real and You Are Completely Unprepared: “All human beings are bearers of the divine. And when we drive a particular group away, we drive God away with them.”

Three cheers for the worldwide United Methodist Church, and the compromise they reached at their General Conference in Charlotte, N.C., this month, regarding same-sex marriage. Proud of my husband, Tim Riss, and his team for their hard work over the past several years, to get this accomplished.

Excelsior!

RABBI LEW WAS RIGHT, AND SO WAS THE UMC IN THEIR DECISION ON THE “DEFINITION OF MARRIAGE” AT THEIR GENERAL CONFERENCE THIS MONTH. IF ONLY ALL DENOMINATIONS COULD BE THIS OPEN AND LOVING!

It Feels As If They Don't Want Us to Vote

As i write this, it’s 6:30 p.m. on School Board Election Day, May 21, 2024. I got home from work at about 4:30 and immediately walked the five blocks to the place where i ALWAYS vote: South Middle School. Polling is open till 9 p.m., so i had plenty of time. It was very hot out, but i have had a tradition of walking to my polling place ever since i cast my first ballot, in 1968.

When i got to SMS, i had a sick feeling because there was no sandwich board in the parking lot saying, “VOTE HERE” or, “VOTE TODAY,” as there usually is on election day. When I went to the front door i always go in to vote, i found it was locked. I thought that perhaps the voting booths were around back, in the gym, as they have been on occasionally over the years (for reasons never explained to us voters). But i didn’t go around back, because there was a sign in black type on a yellow background, in 2 languages, with a border of blue painter’s tape, affixed to the front door, saying (SEE PHOTO): “POLLING PLACE CHANGE! CITY OF NEWBURGH DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS! YOUR POLLING PLACE HAS BEEN CHANGED: SUNY ORANGE KAPLAN HALL, 73 1ST STREET. THIS POLLING PLACE CHANGE IS PERMANENT! For more information call the Board of Elections, 845-360-6500.”

i have never failed to vote in an election in my life. To me, it’s the most important right (and privilege) of those living in a democracy. My grampa didn’t come to this country in steerage so that i could fail to vote. There was no way i was going to fail to vote. So i kept on walking. i walked from SMS, on one of the southernmost properties in Newburgh, all the way to SUNY Orange, on the north side of town. Oh, i forgot to mention: It was about 85 degrees out.

When i got to SUNY Orange, the security guard laughingly asked, “Are you here to vote?” “Yes,” i smiled back at him. “Well,” he said, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but you are now the…” (here he looked down at a piece of paper on his desk) “… 22nd person to come here trying to vote, and there’s no voting booths here.”

Stunned, i told him about the sign at SMS. “Yeah, i heard about that, but that sign is wrong. This is not a polling location,” he said.

Here’s a funny thing that happened about four days ago: A pair of young men (one Black, one Latino) came to my yard as i was gardening and handed me a colorful card promoting four School Board candidates (three of whom are incumbents). It said, basically, “Don’t forget to vote,” but it didn’t say where. I asked them if they knew where my polling place would be. i now believe they thought they were in Ward 1, not Ward 2, because they said, “Yes, because of your location, you vote at the Heritage Center.” i was pretty sure i knew where they meant, but i don’t call it that. “You mean the Old Court House?”

“Yeah,” they replied, “across from the Library.” Well, this couldn’t be right, because my house is located, like SMS, in the southernmost end of the city, and the Heritage Center, like SUNY and the Library, is in the northern part. “Hmm…that’s funny,” i said. “Are you sure? Because that’s awfully far from here, and i always vote at South Middle School.”

“Yes! You vote at the Heritage Center,” they said.

So, back to today’s fustercluck: In desperation, i asked the security guard at SUNY if he knew where i’m supposed to vote, and he suggested, “Maybe Horizons-on-Hudson Elementary? Or, the Heritage Center? Or, the Library?” The closest to me of those three buildings — just a few blocks farther north — was the Library, so i went there. A young woman at the desk informed me that the Library was NOT a polling place. She showed me a sheet of paper in front of her that said Ward 2 voters should go to SMS. Somehow, i refrained from blowing my brains out.

God bless her, after i told her about the sign, she made several calls to both the Board of Education and the Orange County Board of Elections, but got no answer at either number (it was now long after 5 p.m). But she kept trying and finally she said that “someone” told her that there was no such sign as the one i’d described, and that i should return to the SMS “and try around back.” She said she believed me about the sign, though, and that the “someone” she’d spoken with said “someone” would be there in “about 15 minutes” to rip the sign down.

i walked as fast as i could back to SMS, hoping against hope that i would get a photo of the sign before it was removed. It took me about 25 minutes (bad knee), but when i got there, there it was! i took this rather poor photo of it (sun-glare, my own reflection showing) and, rather than just head home (a cold beer was calling me quite loudly at this point), i decided to “go around back” just for the heck of it anyway.

Guess what! After passing at least three locked doors, i came to one plain, totally unmarked door looking for all the world like the door to a janitorial closet. It was unlocked! And inside were … people! Four or five election workers were there, and when they innocently asked, “How you doing?” i gave them quite an earful. Not one of them believed me about the sign until i showed them the photo, and for some reason (probably i was having a stroke) i couldn’t make them understand what i meant by “the front door.” One nice lady walked with me around to the front door, where the sign (thank you, God) remained taped. She took it down immediately.

Still, after all that, i can’t help wondering how many more than 22 Newburgh residents were discouraged from voting today. And OK, i’ll go ahead and say it: I also can’t help wondering if “some” people actually didn’t want us to vote.

Nope! SUNY is not our polling place for today’s school board election! hope no one else was fooled, as i was.

Ninebark Glowing!

I bought this ninebark, a native shrub, at Adams Fairacre Farms in Newburgh this spring. i bought another, yellow-leafed, one from them a year ago, and it is thriving and huge in the bright sunlight of my yard. Went i went to Adams this year, they had no yellow-leafed ninebarks, so i got this red-leafed one. It’s not just growing — it’s glowing!

It’ was nicknamed “ninebark” by the indiginous people of the newburgh area because in the fall, when its leaves are off, you can see the many mottled colors, sycamore-like, of its stems.

Indigo Buntings at Black Rock Forest!

Indigo buntings, blue as the sky, were among the gorgeous and amazing birds we saw at Black Rock Forest on Monday. Tim and i were lucky enough to participate in BRF’s annual Migrating Bird Walk along with about a dozen other folks. The 3-hour walk was led by BRF ornithologists and other staff members, who are all great teachers. My great THANKS to them, and to our new friend Dan, who drove us up to the starting point in his cool, high-clearance car.

But those birds! (This photo is from the website of the Cornell Lab of Ornithology.)

Indigo buntings, like this one, were just some of the birds we saw at Black Rock Forest.

Read Your Favorite Poem Out Loud at the Library!

Join me at 1:30 p.m. on Sunday, April 14 at the Newburgh Free Library, 124 Grand St., for the city’s first annual Poetry Circle! Read your favorite poem out loud, or just come to listen to the poems others bring. Either way, it’ll be lots of fun for all ages. (This is a direct order from the Newburgh Poet Laureate, so don’t even think of missing out!)

Everybody gets to say ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE POEMS WE HEAR AT THE POETRY CIRCLE!

What to Feed Newburgh's Ducks

Sorry, kids: Turns out, bread is one of the worst things you can feed ducks. i know you love to go down to the river to throw stale bits of bread into the water and watch them flock (get it? “Flock?”) to you, but it’s actually bad for them when you do that. Here’s why:

  1. It fills them up with non-nutritious food. They love it, though, just like we all love candy, potato chips and other junk food! But it expands in their stomachs so that they can’t get the nourishing food they need.

  2. Too many handouts interferes with baby ducks’ ability to learn to forage for the stuff they need to grow and be healthy, and prevents them from being hungry for that nutritious food.

  3. Uneaten pieces of bread turn moldy. Green mold causes lung disease in ducks, in addition to attracting rats, insects and other vermin.

  4. Too much bread (which they LOVE, don’t forget) not only makes ducks sick and dependent on humans, but also causes them to become aggressive when large flocks see people at the river’s edge. They waddle on up to you and peck at you and won’t leave you alone.

    So, what should we feed ducks instead of bread, popcorn, potato chips and pastries of any kind? Here are some alternatives:

    • cracked corn, which can be bought online or at farm stores;

    • frozen peas or frozen corn, defrosted (cooking not necesary)

    • barley or rice (cooked or raw)

    • plain, uncooked oats

    • grapes, cut in half, so they don’t choke (ducks cannot chew)

    • mealworms, which you can buy online, in pet stores or the pet-food sections of some supermarkets — but they’re very expensive

    • natural greens like cut grass and weeds (these can be fed to ducks in any quantity)

      Bottom line: i’m hoping to talk our City Council into springing for a couple of duck-food dispensers to install down at the river. i’ve seen them in other cities; for something like a quarter, they dispense a handful of cracked corn or other nutritious duck-food. There’s one company that installs solar-powered dispensers. Cool, right? And good for our ducks!

No bread for this beautiful fellow, please! keep hudson-river ducks healthy!

Hurrah for Teensy Cokes!

Today, as I do about two or three times a week in good weather, i walked a few blocks to the nearest bodega and bought myself a can of Coke. Do i like or need all that sugar? No. I just like to have a “target” for my walks around the neighborhood. So i aim for the bodega and buy the cheapest thing they have. I’ve done it so often, i could locate that bodega’s 12-ounce Cokes blindfolded. Today, however, i had a shock. When i slid open the cold-case door, i grabbed the first small Coke in the lineup. They have 16-ounce cans on a higher shelf, but that is way too much Coke for a single human, in my opinion, and i would never buy anything in a plastic bottle.( See how ecological i am, as i pour sugar down my throat?) Anyway, I spun around and handed the clerk a dollar bill as i always do, only to have him hand me back a quarter.

“It’s only 75 cents?” i asked.

“Yeah,” he said. “Seventy-five.”

Wow, i thought: The price went down! Only then did i notice: The can i’d grabbed, only two inches in diameter and four inches high, contained seven-point-five ounces of soda.

GOOD! i’m paying less, and, bonus: I’m drinking less crap on my way home. I mean, six swallows and i’m back on Bayview Terrace! That’s the American Way, friends. G-d Bless America!

Check out this teensy beauty!

The Furze and the Gloom

New hobby, at age 73: Re-reading all the books in my house i’ve had since … high school? College? … whose crumbling, yellowed pages have been gathering dust for decades on my shelves and whose plots and characters’ names i could not tell you at knifepoint. Today i finished “Return of the Native,” by Thomas Hardy, a prolix Victorian-era fellow who i believe was paid by the word. This 360-pager was an “abridged edition,” i noticed halfway through it. TIP: If you skip all the descriptions of the drear and the drip and the gloom and the furze as the protagonists walk along the heath, it woul make a good 20-page love story.

My favorite thing in finding this book was the inside front cover, where i had proudly written my name with the precious little circle above the “i” that was, when i bought it as a 14-year-old, the last letter of my first name (i have long since reclaimed my “e”). And to be sure that, if you found it in 1964 and thought perhaps it belonged to some OTHER Geni Abrams, i added, “Homeroom 105, Albany High School.” Today, as i consign this tome to the Purple Heart box, i smile, “Hello, 14-year-old self!” to the writer of that signature. And, “Goodbye.”

Finished this book today, 60 years after i bought it. loove some of hardy’s poems, especially “channel firing,” but this “abridged” version of “Return of the native” could profitably have been about 340 pages shorter. disagree? let me know!

A Great Day at Muchattoes Lake

Saturday, June 10 was a great day of kayaking, exploring our city and learning about a wonderful urban trail-in-the-making here in Newburgh. The Quassaick Creek Watershed Alliance, the Newburgh Rowing Club, the city’s Conservation Advisory Council and others organized this day to show off Muchattoes Lake as a fascinating site for recreation and outdoor adventure — soon (please, G-d) to be an important part of the Quassaick Creek Trail from the Hudson River to Crystal Lake.

For several hours

Hikers, joggers and birders, take note!

newburgh’s environmental justice fellows, thanks to the Greater newburgh parks conservancy’s kathy lawrence, took part in the festivities to get to know a little-known, wild and wonderful part of our city. Carol Lawrence, bottom left, greeted all attendees and registered them for activities including kayaking on the lake and walking the future trail around it,

Now We Know Where We Are!

Fast and excellent work by Newburgh’s Department of Public Works has resulted in a new, amazingly accurate street sign here. Heading north on Robinson Avenue, you can now arrive at the intersection of Robinson and South Street. Previously, you arrived at … who knows where? There was no sign at all for northbound travelers at this busy intersection, while, equally amusing: Southbound folks found that they were at the corner of South Street and South Street! (see “before” and “after” photos, and pardon my lousy photography.)

Many thanks to George Garrison and his Terrific Team for helping us all get our bearings.

“After.” THANKS, DPW!

“Before.”

Newburgh's Kai Wright, Live from the Apollo!

In case you missed it: Click here: https://www.wnyc.org/mlk2023/ to watch Newburgher Kai Wright lead a conversation last night, live from the legendary Apollo Theater, about the history of the racial justice movement in the U.S. and where we go from here. Kai interviews Imani Perry, professor of African American studies at Princeton University, and Chelsea Miller, the fearless young New York City activist who led the marches for justice in NYC after the murder of George Floyd. There are also amazing performances by a Washington, DC-area group singing “Young, Gifted and Black” and “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” and more.

Catch Kai’s brilliant, nationally syndicated call-in show, “Notes from America,” every Sunday at 6 pm at WNYC.org, 93.9 FM or 820 AM.

Newburgh’s own Kai Wright. His nationally-syndicated radio show “notes from america” sometimes broadcasts from his own house here in the heights, in which case: be sure to listen for his neighbor’s dogs barking and the trains going by! Catch him sundays at 6 pm on wnyc.

Get Your ITINs here!

If you live in the City of Newburgh and don’t know Julia Elizabeth Colangelo … well, you should meet her. She’s a certified tax preparer who is ready, willing and able to get undocumented folks an ITIN.

What’s that, you ask? An Individual Tax Identification Number (ITIN) substitutes for a Social Security Number on job applications and is also good enough to get you a checking and savings account at a credit union or bank. You can use it to apply for a driver’s license, as well. In other words, for people working for “cash under the table” like so many Latinos in Newburgh, it’s a ticket to a better life.

I went to Ms. Colangelo’s office with a friend last week and found her to be friendly, bilingual and super-competent. Give her a jingle and see for yourself … and then pass this info on to everyone you meet who may be undocumented.

Contact Ms. colangelo for effective, friendly service at a great rate, and to quickly obtain your Individual Taxpayer Identification Number!